Friday 26th: Welcome & HOG ROAST

Enjoy the English Autumn countryside and grounds (wellies and snorkel optional)

12:00 Vigorous walk to a local pub to ransack it very thoroughly, until it cries
19:00 Hog Roast, cider, welcome drinks, and weaponised Kabaddi hosted by the Westheads

Saturday 27th: The Wedding

9:00-11:00 A stupendous Breakfast of Things for those interned with us in the house or any early risers
3:00 Wedding in the church
4:15 Champagne and canapés
5:45 Wedding Breakfast
7:45 Speeches
9:00 Arrhythmic Posturing
12:00 Carriages – be sure to book ahead

Sunday 28th: Farewell Brunch

9:00-11:00 THE RE-INVIGORATOR: A titanic brunch designed to restore zest and youthful freshness into even the most cadaverous of you.

This will re-animate corpses, *guaranteed* –  and  to a degree largely unwanted by Somerset’s municipal Gravediggers.

Hosted by LeeLee’s Aunts and Uncles

12:00 and onwards    Slope off back home